Found Poem: Spam Villanelle

I just came across this found poem I did in the fall and I thought this would be a pretty appropriate place for it; it’s composed entirely of words and phrases found in the spam comments on Children of the First . I got curious just now and took a peek at some of the spam left here and I happened across this gem: "Satan blesses victim screaming her home never married piranha." Good Stuff.


            Poems Found in the Spam Comments on My Blog
                              -or-
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         Singing about Rohypnol, Charles threw
         Esmeralda easier; redhead Viagra, side effects erratic.
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         Charles soon discovered injecting Vicodin pills, to
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         During pregnancy, Mary screamed to sue—
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         Chuck, sandman morphine servant-king, knew
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         Canadian ketamine faces: doctor-poet-pushers flew
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2 Responses to “Found Poem: Spam Villanelle”

  • Webbielady Says:

    That is very creative. Can you imagine the odious spams and you were able to compose a poem out of it? I also see these things in some of my unfiltered/unprotected inbox but usually, they just fall in the spam area. What I am curious about is, if people really fall to these kinds of tricks: they email you and then you bite the bait…. interesting.

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